Happy new year!

Last night I had programming dreams.

Springtime is when a young man’s thoughts turn to a more stable and versatile operating system. Today I go buy a copy of linux for my slower, older computer and begin to turn it into a web server. You are fascinated by this.

Walking with our posse to the subway last night to get to our new year’s party, we passed a man getting turned away from the local movie house, which must have closed up early for the night. As we walked by, we heard him shout through the glass doors to an usher, “what happened to the 9:45 show of deuce bigalow?”